"Gwen couldn’t shake the thought that her friends must’ve been more intelligent when she first met them." by Dawn Waters

"It dawned on Bert that his prowess in calculus had no application in real life." by Dawn Waters

"Ellen's story was so long & dull, Carla feared she might nod off." by Dawn Waters

"Emma had few female friends. She thought it was because they were jealous but it was simply because she was a bitch." by Dawn Waters

"Brit held eye contact with Ed in an attempt to make him think she was listening." by Dawn Waters