"Lucas didn’t smell something bad, he just doesn’t like your politics." by Dawn Waters

"Kim thought the party was going great, until she saw Jocelyn." by Dawn Waters

"Emma had few female friends. She thought it was because they were jealous but it was simply because she was a bitch." by Dawn Waters

"Raven eschewed pronouns altogether." by Dawn Waters

"Russ is a man of few words." by Dawn Waters